ABOUT US

PROBABLY TEH GREATEST BAND EVER

BAND MYTHOLOGY

Formed in the fiery depths of a teh GARF garage in 2007, INVISIBLE ROCKETS emerged when four ordinary humans were struck by lightning while playing air guitar to a microwave dinner cooking. The electrical surge transformed them into the ultimate musical force that science still cannot explain.

Our music has been described by critics as "definitely making sounds" and "audible to most mammals." We specialize in songs that make your neighbors question your life choices.

Our influences include: heavy machinery, space dolphin calls, and that weird noise your refrigerator makes at 3 AM.

MEET THE ROCKETS

A

AL-MIGHTY DESTROYER

LEAD GUITAR & SCREAMS

Can play guitar with his toes while eating a sandwich

B

BEN-IHANA BLOODFIST

BASS & GUTTURAL NOISES

Once wrestled a bear for bass string money

G

GARETH TEH GARF

DRUMS & VIOLENCE

Legally banned from owning more than 3 drumsticks at once

H

HOSS HAVOC

KEYTAR & BACKING VOCALS

Just showed up one day. Nobody knows where he came from.

TOTALLY REAL FACTS

  • 🔥Our first album was recorded in a bathroom for the acoustics
  • 🔥We've been banned from 17 Chuck E. Cheese locations nationwide
  • 🔥Our tour bus is actually just a shopping cart with a boom box
  • 🔥We once performed an entire show using nothing but kazoos
  • 🔥The band name came from a fortune cookie that said 'Caution: rockets invisible to naked eye'
  • 🔥Our drummer thinks 'metronome' is a type of garden gnome
  • 🔥We were almost called 'Visual Bicycles' but nobody could spell 'visual'
  • 🔥The bassist sleeps upside down like a bat
  • 🔥We have a strict 'no songs about love' policy, unless it's love for tacos
  • 🔥We once played a show for an audience of just one guy named Steve. Thanks Steve!

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